Tag Archive | harrumph

“You Haven’t Got Very Far, Have You?”

Shut the hell up. “You haven’t got very far, have you?” was a remark I had last week regarding the book I was reading for my summer reading challenge.  I know that it’s meant to be a conversation starter but there are many things wrong with that simple question: I’m reading. Fuck off. (Rude, but […]

I’m Sorry – We Can’t Be Friends

I don’t know about you, but there are some things that people say that instantly turns me off (like the verbal equivalent of being teabagged by a dead mouse)… It sounds judgemental and it absolutely is, but if you say any of the following in real life conversations – we’re through! In order of infuriating […]