Tag Archive | films

Sublime Muppets

I can’t remember the backstory here but last week I had an amazing idea. Maybe the best I’ve ever had. All dark, heavy classic novels should have Muppet adaptations.   I think this idea sprung forth after my admitting that I’d never finished Crime and Punishment (regarding that…. I’m clearly waiting for my new paperback […]

Review: Sicario

6/10 IMDB gave this film 8.1/10 and all of my male friends unfailingly nerdgasmed all over the shop then demanded I watch Narco on Netflix IMMEDIATELY. * I’m afraid to say that this film landed squarely in the ‘meh’ category for me – the whole film smacked of romantic propaganda for a corrupt government : […]

Review : The Visit

7/10 M. Night Shyamalan films will always get a look in from me, Sixth Sense and The Village made such an impact on me that I’ll forgive some of the flops in his repertoire. Obviously I’m not going to give away the twist in the plot, but I reckon we’re all seasoned enough film viewers […]

Jurassic World: Bringing Delight To My Inner Child

10/10 I’ll do a proper write up (probably) but the highlights of this review are DINOSAURS!!! There are dinosaurs dinosauring about, attacking dinosaurs and playing dinosaur games. I saw the first film when I was very young, at a friend’s house after my mum had declared the film too scary for my innocent little eyes. […]

Guilty Pleasures

So here’s something I don’t share with many people… I am a B-movie aficionado. I love them, particularly the bizarre, the horrific and the monstrous. Not just the Asylum flicks like Sharknado and the MegaMonster series (not that they’re not amazing) but gore fests like Cannibal Holocaust, Brain Dead and Stendthal Syndrome. I like them […]

Unfriended (Contains spoilers)

Unfriended: Bitch ghost kills douchey friends