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What A Jolly Day To Be In The Jeremy Kyle Audience

  What a tremendous day I had yesterday! Jeremy Kyle is the staple TV show of all students and night shift workers (I’ve been both), it’s absolutely awful yet wondrous at the same time. You get to watch bizarre people scream/swear/sob out their private problems on national television while feeling better about your own problems, […]

Review: Billy and the Cloneasaurus by Stephen Kozeniewski

    Synopsis:  Six billion identical clones make up the entire population of Earth, and William 790-6 (57th Iteration) is exactly like everybody else. In his one year of life he will toil in suburban mediocrity and spend as much cash as possible in order to please his corporate masters. When 790’s first birthday (and […]

Sublime Muppets

I can’t remember the backstory here but last week I had an amazing idea. Maybe the best I’ve ever had. All dark, heavy classic novels should have Muppet adaptations.   I think this idea sprung forth after my admitting that I’d never finished Crime and Punishment (regarding that…. I’m clearly waiting for my new paperback […]

Golden Aardvarks

It’s official, it’s time to hang up the scores out of 10 in my reviews and take up the generic but infinitely simpler 5 star system. For some reason, I’m a lot less likely to go into decimals if I give a score out of 5 than I am out of 10…. how that happens, […]

Things I Learnt At The Gym

Recently I started going to the gym (for better or worse, I’m going to shift the weight I’ve gained due to happiness and cake) and am actually clocking up some satisfactory time there, even if I don’t do anything too ambitious. I’ve been a member for a month and gone about…. erm….. 8 timesish? Three […]

Fallout Shelter: Making It Possible To Ignore Anyone, Anywhere

I’ve had this app on my phone for almost a week now and have now lost all need for human interaction – all I need is a 50s style diner, water supply and a power station to fuel it all… When I downloaded this game, I thought it was going to be Tiny Tower all […]

Do Plastic Hands Get Lonely?

                                                                        I bought this plastic atrocity on Amazon the other day, in a bid to motivate myself to set up my […]